The guy stuck in this job is named Bill Zwecker. He's a an adult, an alleged grown up.
He writes for a living.
This is the headline for his latest piece of 'explosive' 'journalism,' "Katy Perry outmuscles Russell Brand on divorce deal." And this isn't TMZ or something, this is the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper!
If there's anything worse than writing gossip as a grown up, it has to be writing about a divorce. And trying to turn it into a summer action film.
Bill, will McDonalds do a tie-in? Can we get some Happy Meals that come with edible legal briefs?
How sad and pathetic do you have to be to not just write about someone's divorce but to write about who is 'winning' in the divorce?
Some day Bill Zwecker may grow up. If that day ever comes, he will most likely be filled with shame over what he did for cash.
Going out with C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"