In fact, after "Stella," he should have considered another career.
"Reality Bytes" worked because of Winona Ryder. She brought out the best in the otherwise bland film (directed by Ben).
Then he did "Cable Guy."
Pia Zadora was crucified for less but Ben was allowed to continue.
"Flirting With Disaster," "Your Friends & Neighbors" and "There's Something About Mary" followed -- three classic films -- the only three he's ever done.
Of the three, "Your Friends & Neighbors" was the only one that required Ben to develop a character. In the other two, the directors used Ben's personality in place of an actual character.
He mistook the great work of directors for his on work.
As an actor, he's even worse than he is a director.
He has no clue and mistakenly thinks he's done something amazing with his career.
"Zoolander" should have been a great comedy but he's too stupid and ignorant and ends up, for example, killing off his male model roommates just as you're enjoying the characters.
And that's really it except for a never ending string of bad movies including two franchises -- the sexless and plotless A Night In A Museum and the awful Meet the Parents films (only Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand and Jessica Alba avoided embarrassing themselves).
And now he wants to do "The Secret Of Walter Mitty" -- as lead and as director.
It's pretty much unwatchable.
When it does work, it's because of Sean Penn and Shirley MacLaine -- neither of whom has enough screen time to save the film.
Mainly it bores you.
There's Kristen Wiig, 2011's 'it girl' two years stale, struggling in the Courtney Cox role.
Courtney Cox, of course, is the actress who's been amazing in "Cougar Town" and "Friends." But when she goes to movies? They give her these lame parts that really require that she do nothing more than grim warmly (see "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"). Courtney Cox can do so much more than that, granted, but when cast in those roles, she will just sparkle.
Kristen's too weird and freakish to pull of sparkle and the main result of this film may be in digging the coffin on her film career.
This is her 6th live action film since "Bridesmaids." Four flops and "Anchorman II" where she's totally unnecessary. She's 40 and she's crashed and burned in too many films. This is the one that winds down the career (she's filming one movie right now and two more are in post-production, after those three don't expect to see her in much more than film cameos).
In fairness to her, while she's awful, women have always been awful in every film Ben's directed with the only exception being Winona. As a director, he's even undercut and undermined his own wife.
This film sucks.
Ben's never been as likeable as he thinks he is and he's so determined for you to love him that you're left gagging.
The premise, based on the Thurber stories, is that Walter Mitty has an active fantasy life.
This kind of material is rarely satisfying on the big screen.
Irvin Kershner handled it better when he directed Barbra Streisand in "Up The Sandbox."
But none of the problems Kershner outlined with that film were considered by 'director' Stiller which is why you're frequently not clear you're in a fantasy -- like when he's with his boss (Adam Scott).
And Ben's also failed to create a line of difference between his real Walter and the fantasy Walter.
What's the point in having a fantasy life if you're exactly the same?
And, in the end, what's the point of this movie?
Going out with C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"
So before the year ends is anyone going to call the press on their b.s.?
Poor Rupert Cornwell. All that time in his talented half-brother's large shadow left Cornwell with a soggy brain incapable of analytical thought, incapable of anything but parrot-like repetition. British Cornwell wants to turn US President Barack Obama into a visionary and he's not about to let something like facts get in the way. The elderly fop chatters, "The last US troops left Iraq in 2011, and only a handful are likely to remain in Afghanistan after December 2014." Poor little piss ant -- so many years of writing and he has not one damn thing to show for it. Don't wake him from his early senility but all US forces never left Iraq and, in fact, another special-ops unit was sent in back in fall 2012. Tim Arango (New York Times) reported at the end of September 2012, "Iraq and the United States are negotiating an agreement that could result in the return of small units of American soldiers to Iraq on training missions. At the request of the Iraqi government, according to General Caslen, a unit of Army Special Operations soldiers was recently deployed to Iraq to advise on counterterrorism and help with intelligence."
Let's emphasize one more time for the very slow and very stupid:
At the request of the Iraqi government, according to General Caslen, a unit of Army Special Operations soldiers was recently deployed to Iraq to advise on counterterrorism and help with intelligence.
So Rupert apparently thinks he's prefect again in the midst of his first boy-on-boy crush. And he can't stop salivating over Barack's alleged miracle powers of leadership.
But wait . . .
There's the other narrative. The one where al Qaeda in Iraq is running all over Iraq and all over Syria. Sarah Birke published a post on that today at The New York Review of Books. Excerpt:
Talk to any Syrian you meet on the Syrian-Turkish border these days, and in less than five minutes the conversation is likely to turn to Da’ash—the Arabic acronym for the rebel organization known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria, or ISIS. Linked to al-Qaeda, the fearsome group has swept across northern Syria, imposing sharia law, detaining and even beheading Syrians who don’t conform to its purist vision of Islam, and waging war on rival militias. In early December, the group killed a foreign journalist, Iraqi cameraman Yasser Faisal al-Joumali, who was reporting in northern Syria. Even using the word Da’ash—seen as derogatory by the group’s members—is punishable by eighty lashes, a twenty-three-year-old wounded fighter from a rival Islamist group told me from his bed in a Syrian-run makeshift clinic in Turkey.
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ISIS originated as an Iraq-based al-Qaeda affiliate, al-Qaeda in Iraq. The organization is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, an ambitious Iraqi extremist who has overseen relentless attacks in Iraq, causing civilian casualties, and who was designated a Global Terrorist by the US State Department in October 2011, with a $10 million bounty on his head. As the war in Syria progressed, al-Baghdadi saw an opportunity for al-Qaeda, and in January 2012, sent some footmen to found Jabhat al-Nusra with the aim of creating a new transnational state ruled by sharia law and a belief in using violence to get there.
Now I don't personally believe the Sky Is Falling narrative that so many preach on 'al Qaeda in Iraq.' I think it's an imprecise term that is misapplied to breed fear and to justify violence and excuse it. As long as, for example, Nouri can scream "al Qaeda! al Qaeda!" he's under no obligation to own up to what he's done.
So not taking the press narrative seriously means I've yet to write a piece about, "Barack Obama blew Iraq! He should have . . ."
But what's the press' excuse?
They keep pimping this great threat from al Qaeda in Iraq.
I don't believe it. But they pimp it so they must believe it.
Mustafa Habib (Niqash) has a report today which opens:
The Sunni Muslim extremist group, Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, has made it clear that it wants to annex Sunni Muslim areas of Iraq. One of the biggest Iraqi military operations in recent history has now been launched against them. But it doesn’t seem to having any impact on the group.
The last few weeks in Iraq have been good to the extremist organisation, the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant. The Al-Qaeda affiliated group managed to attack and assassinate a number of high ranking Iraqi army officers and policemen in a number of provinces, including Ninawa, Diyala, Baghdad and Anbar. All of these are known as places where the organisation, also called ISIS or Daash, keeps bases. They are also areas where a large proportion of the population is Sunni Muslim. Al Qaeda is a Sunni Muslim extremist organisation and it often targets Shiite Muslims – although recently it has also attacked Sunni Muslims it considers to be cooperating with the Iraqi government.
A few weeks previously, at the beginning of December, ISIS clearly stated that its ambition was to annex the Anbar province, which shares a border with Syria. The extremist group already has control over various areas in Syria and it seems it wants to add this part of Iraq too.
Habib's not the first to write about that claim. We've ignored it before. I don't take it seriously.
What I see -- and I could be wrong -- or a variety of groups making attacks but they are at cross purposes with one another and should they try to build within Iraq they would have huge squabbles, huge fights. They are not a group -- they are groups that are linked loosely. Syria provides them another mutual target. Even so, if you've paid attention, you've noticed that they can't even really get along as they conduct attacks in Syria.
But that's where I stand.
Where the press stands is that al Qaeda in Iraq is a nightmare group which has increased its power in Iraq and gone on to Syria (and Libya -- for the few who bother to note the horror that is Libya today).
Guess what boys and girls, if you want to run with that allegation, then you have to blame Barack.
You can't have it both ways. If al Qaeda is on the rise in Iraq after the (bulk) of US troops withdrew, then this is, in fact, on Barack.
He clearly made a huge error.
I'm not saying he did. But I don't buy into the mythical al Qaeda in Iraq.
He can't have been brilliant on the Middle East if al Qaeda in Iraq is truly on the rise.
You're going to have to reconcile your two assertions are in conflict, they're at cross purposes.
If al Qaeda in Iraq is on the rise, Barack's to blame for that.
And he's to blame for arming Nouri. From yesterday's snapshot:
Fortunately, not all outlets have correspondents from the kiddie table. Elise Labott and Tom Cohen (CNN) get it right regarding who is providing arms, "Two years after bringing home U.S. troops from Iraq, the Obama administration is sending Hellfire rockets and ScanEagle surveillance drones to help government forces fight al Qaeda affiliates growing in influence, a State Department official confirmed to CNN on Thursday." Paul Richter (Los Angeles Times) also gets it right, "The Obama administration has begun sending Hellfire missiles and surveillance drone aircraft to Iraq to help the government battle an expanding threat from local Al Qaeda-affiliated militants, U.S. officials said, the first such assistance since the American withdrawal from Iraq in 2011."
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Noel Brinkerhoof (AllGov.com) explains today:
The Iraqi military will receive 75 Hellfire missiles from Washington. Costing nearly $70,000 a piece, the delivery represents an early Christmas gift for arms maker Lockheed Martin. The company also made out with the order to manufacture Aerostat surveillance balloons, three of which were provided to the Iraqi government by the Obama administration.
Other U.S. arms merchants stand to benefit as well from President Barack Obama’s efforts to support al-Maliki.
The administration intends to ship 10 ScanEagle reconnaissance drones in March to Iraq. This shipment will mean more revenue for Boeing.
Nicole Fray (GovConWire) adds, "William Hartung, director of research organization Center for International Policy, said in the report that the U.S. has provided Iraq with about $35 billion worth of weapons and services since 2005."
Gordon Lubold was an idiot writing for the Christian Science Monitor and he's an idiot writing today for Foreign Policy about the missiles and drones. He's standing on quicksand -- pimping al Qaeda in Iraq as a huge threat but trying to also pretend no mistakes were made by Barack. It doesn't work that way. In his article, James Jeffrey strokes his like War Hawk. The only one who makes even a moment's sense is neocon Kimberly Kagan:
Other analysts were not that impressed by the arms sale to remedy Iraq's worsening security situation. . Kim Kagan, president of the Institute for the Study of War, a longtime advocate of an aggressive security policy in Iraq, said she thinks the administration is continuing to confuse materiel assistance for bona fide military cooperation. "The U.S. does not seem to be imposing pressure on Prime Minister Maliki to refrain from using his security forces for political ends, such as suppressing the Sunni protest movements, the camps of which the [Iraq Security Forces] have surrounded over the past several days," she told Foreign Policy via e-mail.
Also sharing today? Patrick Cockburn (CounterPunch) offers this take on Iraq:
In March 2003 the majority of Iraqis from all sects and ethnic groups wanted to see the end of Saddam’s disastrous rule even if they didn’t necessarily support the US invasion. But the government now in power in Baghdad is as sectarian, corrupt and dysfunctional as Saddam’s ever was. There may be less state violence, but only because the state is weaker. Its methods are equally brutal: Iraqi prisons are full of people who have made false confessions under torture or the threat of it. An Iraqi intellectual who had planned to open a museum in Abu Ghraib prison so that Iraqis would never forget the barbarities of Saddam’s regime found that there was no space available because the cells were full of new inmates. Iraq is still an extraordinarily dangerous place. ‘I never imagined that ten years after the fall of Saddam you would still be able to get a man killed in Baghdad by paying $100,’ an Iraqi who’d been involved in the abortive museum project told me.
It's a shame that appears buried inside a Patrick Cockburn report as opposed to opening a report or even being the sole focus of a report.
It's Friday in Iraq. Last week, the ongoing protests hit the one year mark. They've been ongoing since December 12, 2012.
Nouri responded by (again) declaring them terrorists and announcing his planned assault on Ramadi's sit-in. Sunday, W.G. Dunlop (AFP) reported Nouri has declared the sit-in in Ramadi is a 'terrorist' cell:
The protest site is located in the Anbar city of Ramadi, but is nowhere near where the clashes took place.
"I say clearly and honestly that the sit-in site in Anbar has turned into a headquarters for the leadership of Al-Qaeda," Maliki, a Shiite, said in remarks broadcast Sunday on Iraqiya state TV.
Tuesday, December 24th, Nouri had his forces cut off roads leading out of Ramadi and to surround the protest yard. All Iraq News reports that Nouri's forces withdrew from the protest yard but Iraq Times noted that this was followed by an air drop of leaflets and that Nouri's forces were receiving support from the US military. Leaflet droppings advising to protesters to leave are a lot like the 2003 pre-invasion leafleting the US government did over Iraq.
Did that send the protesters into hiding?
That's Samarra today.
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And that's 16-year-old Ahmed Bahaa killed in Anbar today by Nouri's forces.
That's what Barack's backing. That's what the White House is giving arms for.
The murder of Iraqis whose only crime is exercising their legal rights.
Here's Ramadi's sit-in today.
Iraqi Spring MC reports helicopters were flying over the Ramadi square.
Al Mada reports that Maliki was denounced at Anbar protests for his threats (we'll get to today's threats in a moment) and that he was denounced for his militias which are not held accountable for their terrorism. In Samarra, Nouri was denounced for arming and paying Shi'ite militias to terrorize and kill Sunnis while at the same time Nouri insists that he's fighting terrorism.
Only one English-language outlet reports on today's protests. Omar al-Jaffal (Al-Monitor) files a major report which includes:
Mohammed al-Bajari, the official spokesman for the sit-in in Fallujah, said, "The sit-ins will continue." He added, "The protesters will not leave the sit-in squares until their legitimate demands are met, oppression ends and the innocent people are released from prison."
Bajari clarified that the protesters "will not comply with the orders of political parties or failed politicians, [nor will they respond to] threats by militias." He alluded to preparations for "civil disobedience and internationalizing the issue via international courts."
Bajari noted, "Those present in the squares have tribal connections, which would exacerbate the crisis in the event that the protests were subjected to any attack." He stressed, "[The right to] peaceful sit-ins are guaranteed by the constitution. Citizens have the right to protest as long as the constitution guarantees this right." He also pointed out, "Any [measures that are] non-peaceful will lead to bloodshed."
Bajari explained, "The Glory and Dignity Army was only formed in the city of Ramadi. It does not direct weapons at the army or the police, but rather at militias — which I won't name — that are trying to eliminate the sit-ins."
This week also saw AFP's WG Dunlop do media rounds. Sometimes billed as "William," sometimes as "Will." It was "Will" who went on NPR's Morning Edition this week. Has anyone ever been duller or less informed? He only came to life when talking about the lack of electricity. But he was on to talk about violence. He didn't mention the slaughter in Hawija. He didn't mention the slaughter of journalists. He didn't do much of anything but promote AFP's 'count.'
For years, we noted the Iraqi government's count was an undercount. As I would point out, UN friends would pass that along. Finally, in 2012, Prashant Rao began a count at AFP.
The good from that was it demonstrated the Iraqi government was lying about the deaths. And, to his credit, Prashant worked that into a report.
But the bad is that not everyone fills out the count each day. And the other bad is, they only report deaths that the police tip them off to.
Iraq Body Count should be considered the standard because they have been doing their job since the start of the illegal war and they continue to. They base their count on media reports.
I'll trust the media over Iraq's police force.
If Dunlap's going to be a guest discussing violence, he needs to note the shortcomings of the AFP count. To Prashant's credit, he publicly allowed that they did not get all the deaths due to their method for recording deaths.
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