So Michelle Obama's doing stupid little commercials for her husband. And while Barack's bi-racial, Michelle is Black.
So I just gotta say, "Sista, how stupid are you?"
She's reading comments from Twitter.
The first one is from "Darling Nikki."
Now I don't expect Barack and his White ass to get that. But damn, Michelle, you were only 20 during the 1984 Olympics.
Is your memory shot?
If I sing:
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
Will you get it then?
The two biggest albums by Black artists in 1984 were Tina Turner's "Private Dancer" and Prince's "Purple Rain." "Darling Nikki" is from "Purple Rain" and the song I was quoting.
Next up, Michelle answers questions from She-Bopper, from Dancing With Myself and from Pictures of Lily.
Going out with C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"