Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Are you a fan of "South Park"?
I wasn't until a week and a half ago.
I never watched it. But I was looking for something on Netflix and ended up laughing and went through all the seasons (13?) that are up at Netflix.
I was surprised by how few people know episodes of the show -- few people that I know. You know what surprised me, though?
I know one person who can quote from every episode I've seen: C.I.
I couldn't believe it. She said when she's on the road, she sleeps with the TV on (I sleep with the laptop on and I'm at home!). She said that way when she wakes up, she's not asking, "Where am I?"
And she's been on the road speaking out against the wars since February 2002.
So she knows all the "South Park." She knows all the Simpsons too.
But we were talking about them and it was so great to have someone who had seen the episodes. We both love Butter.
Butter is just hilarious.
I love it when they make Butter dress up like a girl to crack the slumber party. But I love it especially when Cartman pretends to be Butter's robot.
My favorite Cartman episodes?
Leaving aside The Coon episodes (I love those episodes and when Butter's Professor Chaos), my two favorites are when Cartman's at his worst.
In one, he wants to go to this place called Casa Bonita. Kyle's going on his birthday and Kyle invites four friends but not Cartman. So Cartman tricks Butters (tells him the world's come to an end with radiation above ground due to bombing so Butter needs to stay underground). And they end up not going to Casa Bonita. It gets kicked back a week.
So Cartman keeps Butters underground for a week. His parents are crying. People don't know if he's dead or what.
And just as they get to Casa Bonita, Kyle's mother's phone rings. She gets off the phone and tells everyone what happened to Butters and tells Cartman that the police are on the way. So Cartman runs into the place, gets sofapias and more.
The other one I love is where the kid sells Cartman his pubic hairs and then won't give Cartman back his money. So Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off a penis hoping to get the pony to bite off the boy's penis. Then Kyle, Stan and Kenny tell the guy what Cartman's up to. But Cartman knew that was going to happen and his revenge is actually the chili. What's in it.
I'll leave it at that in case someone hasn't seen it.
Many episodes later when Cartman's trying to get "Family Guy" taken off the air, he'll bump into Bart ("Simpsons") who'll tell him he's bad and Cartman will tell him he doesn't know from bad and tell him about that chili. :D
When I told C.I. that, she told me I had not seen my favorite yet. She said to go to the "South Park" webpage and watch "Human CENTiPAD." That is hilarious. Kyle doesn't read the iTunes agreement when upgrading and gives iTunes the right to sew his mouth to another person's anus. But best of all is Cartman's lying that he has an iPad. He doesn't. When the kids find out the truth, he's humiliated and cusses out his mother who takes him to Best Buy for one. But she sees the prices and tells him she can't spend $900 and he should get a Toshiba HandiBook.
He starts screaming that she's trying to f--k him. It's so funny because then he gets nothing and, on the way home, he tries to act sweet to get his mom to turn the car around and go back and get the Toshiba HandiBook.
"Mama," he says, "Mommy."
"I get it now. The f-word is a no-no word."
He's so hilarious.
His mom doesn't budge.
So he asks in a very sweet voice if they can pull over and get something to eat.
Because . . . I like to be wined and dined after I've been f**ked! :D
He ends up on Dr. Phil. I'm not joking about that.
Going out with C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"